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Thursday, September 07, 2006

3 Teeth for the Virgin Mary


Last night I watched Miami Ink. There was a woman getting a tattoo on her boob of her beloved grilled cheese sandwich that "depicted" the Virgin Mary in the char marks - supposedly. It looked like Joan Crawford to me. I guess she sold the toast for $28k and was so torn about letting it go she wanted to have it inked on her booby forever.

This woman has 3 teeth. I 'm not surprised. In the story, she states she was making the grilled cheese as she does every morning - for breakfast. She eats grilled cheese sandwiches for breakfast every morning.

Why is it always the Virgin Mary that shows up on random foods? Just because that sandwich looks like a woman doesn't mean its her. I mean it could be Brittany Spears - a grilled cheese sandwich is SO something Brittany Spears would show up on.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

you're fucking rude!

Anonymous said...

yeah a ma fricken sandwich yumm but hats to Kat for doin it.

Anonymous said...

Hahhahahaha. I like grilled cheese sandwiches, but I don't eat it every morning, and I most definitely do not want it tattooed on my fucking boobs. Damn, I fear for the future.

Anonymous said...

the world has really gone to hell.

Anonymous said...

In response to items like this one, I created the Real Fake Bigfoot Print, made a video of actual scientists & other interested parties examining the real fake bigfoot print, which I posted on You Tube, and put the actual fake bigfoot print on auction on eBay [acution dates: 9/20/07-9/27/07]

I'm hoping to create the world's first skeptical relic - an object of no value, no purpose & no intention of convincing anyone of anything.

You can help - visit the auction listing. View the video. I want the Real Fake Bigfoot Print ot become at least as famous as the Virgin Mary Cheese Sandwich.

eBay listing: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=280155126544



You Tube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPHP7VQtMVw

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